TABLE OF CONTENTS:
contents 1
introduction 2
from tourist to local 3
when life gives you eels 5
exploring the one-acre wood* 8
all about eels 43
glossary 48
epilogue 49
reading log 51

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Introduction
January Blizzard
February Werewolves in Middle-Age
March Song of the Spring Peeper
April Avian Politics
May Harmony/Disharmony
June The Pastor and the Atheist
July Like Ramen Left Out in the Rain
August Please Don't Ask Me to Bring the Snacks*
September Grief and the Problem with Tenses
October Lucid Waking
November Fuck You, 2016
December Epilogues

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Introduction 2
January: Ireland 3
February: We are Our Own Dragons 8
March: A Unicorn of a Work Trip 11
April: Baltimore: April 27, 2015 14
May: Back to the Land 15
June: Bikini Madness 18
July: The Company of Chickens 19
August: With Apologies to Richard E Grant 22
September: Goldfinches 23
October: Being There 25
October: Pre-Dawn Thoughts: October 24, 2015 28
November: High Anxiety 31
December: Seasons of Birds 32
Final Thoughts 34

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
It is just one big story about going to Puerto Rico.